The rich tooth fairy

Ok so here's the story. My son Curtis has a few caps over his baby teeth that are silver. Well one of them has been loose for about a week now and he just lost it tonight. So he brought it to me saying "mommy mommy look my tooth my tooth". I said wow did you pull that one all by yourself. He said "well no not really it came out while I was eating a nerd." Ok no biggie it was kinda pretty loose anyways. But, here's where the good part starts he said "ya know mommy Lacy (my stepdaughter) says that if I loose one of my silver teeth its worth alot of money" I said " oh really, so umm how much are we talking here?" He said "oh I'm guessing lets say around 7 thousand." Well of course my bottom lip hit the floor with a very large thump I might add. So I said well hunny I don't really think that the tooth fairy can carry that much money on her at one time." He said, well that's ok you can add in the rest." BAM!! Whoops there goes my bottom lip hitting the floor again. I said "well hunny I'm sorry but I don't have anything smaller then a 10 thousand dollar bill" LOL Shucks I don't even know if they make 10 thousand dollar bills I know I sure have never seen one. LOL So I figure whelp if my stepdaughter Lacy is the one that seems to think that you get more money for the silver ones, I figure her tooth fairy must be mighty wealthy so I suggested that her tooth fairy should pay the boy don't y'all?? I mentioned it to my husband DJ and his ex wife Carrie. So far no word on if Lil' Curtis is gonna be getting a visit from the rich tooth fairy tonight or not. But, trust me I'll be sure to let everyone know, so that if y'all go get some caps put on your teeth you'll know where to get the most for your money from. Hey for 7 thousand dollars a pop how could you go wrong? To be continued....